A pal-o-mine e-mailed me one of his favourite entertainment/celebrity gossip newsletters. You know that awkward moment when someone catches you laughing to yourself aboot something and you have to explain to them why? Today I had to explain to my boss why this was funny…
“After 14 years of waiting, Guns and Roses have finally allowed everyone to know, instead of speculate, that Chinese Democracy sucks. The bands’ follow-up, “It Took Years of Begging but I Finally Got Slash Back,” is set to hit stores in 2028.”
The saddest thing aboot “Chinese Democracy” is that some young cat is going to walk into the local Best Buy, pick up a copy of the CD, and think it’s Guns n’ Roses.
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