The weather and my overall laziness last night led me to ring in the New Year with my brother-in-law and his wife, drinking beer and watching “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” I tried watching it before, but must have caught a bad episode because what I saw last night was hee-sterical.
Two things aboot “Dick Clark’s New Years Rocking Eve.” One, it was the worst zombie movie I’ve ever seen. It was like watching “Dick Clark of the Dead.” Two, the Jonas Brothers really suck, like…whoa. They su-diddly-uck even. I don’t know what the hell Taylor Swift ever saw in Joe. She could do so much better.
2009 is going to see the re-launch of the “JBdotC Eat Less and Move More (You Fat Bastard) Health Initiative.” That’s the two-step weight loss plan where you a) eat less, and b) move more. I’ve been doing neither for the past year, so it’s time to rectify that…at least after we get back from fondue later.
We don’t need to talk about it anymore. Yesterday’s just a memory, can we close the door. I just made one mistake. I didn’t know what to say when you called me “baby.” Don’t say goodnight. Say you’re gonna stay forever. Oh oh, all the way. Can you take me high enough to fly me over yesterday? Can you take me high enough? It’s never over. Yesterday’s just a memory.
Bailing out the newspapers? Awesome!
I think I have a new pet peeve to add to the list; people who call you at work during a snow storm to tell you how bad the roads are. I mean, their heart’s in the right place so maybe it’s not a “pet” peeve; maybe it’s more like a stray. But when you’re anxious enough aboot having to drive home, I don’t want to hear it…especially when it’s never as bad as they say it is.
So what are everyone’s 2009 resolutions? Besides the JBdotC initiative, mine are to try and read a book a week (or at least two every three), keep on blogging, and finally put my plan for world domination into motion.
Happy New Year!