You may or may not have heard, but P.E. BAM’s two daughters attended their first day of school today. It was all over the news. We heard the name of the school, saw a video of what the building looked like, heard details of the organic lunch that is offered to the students, and also heard how the school is specially equipped to deal with special cases like Obama’s daughters. You see, between their father being elected and them starting a new school in the middle of the year, it must be hard on them.
As I was listening to this, I couldn’t help but wonder how much harder it is for them WITH VIDEO CAMERAS BROADCASTING THEIR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL AND SHOWING THE WORLD WHAT THEIR SCHOOL LOOKS LIKE AND WHERE IT IS.
The press corps is getting dangerously close to treating Obama the same way the paparazzi treats Brittney Spears. Remember all the recent news stories aboot how Obama was playing golf (while a war was going on), or how he finished a work out and ordered a sandwich – ham with a slice of melted cheese and a little bit of mustard?
There was even a pool report on how he showed up to the gym one day wearing a new hat. I sware to God, that is EXACTLY what my friends and I use to make fun of the paparazzi with Brittney (about how war raging in the Middle East, but our top story today is Brittney got a new hat).
Don’t get the wrong idea, this isn’t a knock on Obama. He’s my president and has nothing but my utmost respect accordingly, and I’m sure as a father he wasn’t happy with this morning’s coverage either. Granted by the end of the day they were talking aboot how Obama met with congressional leaders aboot his stimulus plan, and maybe once he gets sworn in they’ll start focusing on things like, you know, important issues and stuff.
If not and instead we get news reports on what he’s wearing…just think aboot how well that coverage has worked out for Brittney.
And as I post this I can hear Brian Williams from NBC News (he’s like a serious journalist or something) with a special report of the first day of school.
Like what you read? Join Citizens for Brodigan to get all the latest updates!
Hey it doesnt matter because lesnar will pound any fighter today into th ground