Monthly Archives: January 2009

Fiscal Suicide: 20 Things That Suck

I know I’ve been dogging John Boehner since he wasn’t my pick for minority leader (I preferred the oh so dreamy Paul Ryan), but apparently he’s decided that the Fiscal Suicide Act of 2009 isn’t “stimulus” as much as it is “giant boondoggle” and is telling the conference they should vote against it. The Democrat party has enough votes to increase our debt by over $1 TRILLION on their own.

Of course now that I write this, when it comes time to vote later he and the other R’s in Congress will probably make a fool of me, but we’ll give them the benefit of the doubt right now.

After the Democrat Congress forces FSA09 down our throats, then it goes to the Senate so that they can pee on it a little bit.That’s where you come in.  Call your Senator (including the conservative leading, freshman Democrats) and remind them, courtesy of the Leaders Office, of the following…

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My Exclusive Interview with Bobby Jindal

I can’t believe you fell for that. Did you honestly think the Bobby Jindal, Governor and the Ghost of Reagan Future, would do an exclusive interview with a schmuck like me? Well, you’re here anyway, so you might as well stick around. :-)

No, there was no interview. However Gov. Jindal (who also happens to be my close, personal friend on Twitter) sent along a press release having to do with something most conservatives aren’t really known for speaking on…Mother Earth.

Here’s what’s going on down in the Bayou…
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Song of the Day: Heading for a Heartbreak

Kip Winger appreciation week rambles on…

The Morning Grind

Obama to GOP: “Feel Free to Whack Me Over the Head

They might just do that.

I do not think stimulus means what you think it means.

I do not think stimulus means what…whoops, used that already.

Apparently the Democrats being bought and paid for support of the teachers unions have hurt po’ folks.

And Ashley Judd can go fuck herself.

Newt Gingrich Sucks

Me? Think Newt Gingrich Sucks? Moi? Why would you think that? Oh, the headline that says “Newt Gingrich Sucks.” I’m just clownin’. That’s just what we call the ol’ shuck and jive to attract your attention.

No, we here at JBdotC definitely don’t think the former Speaker sucks. We’re all big fans…and it’s because of articles like this. You see, Newt does this weird thing where he talks aboot issues not normally associated with conservatives, even though they should be. Point of fact: the healthcare crisis.

I’m sure most of us will agree that healthcare is pretty stoogats, though liberals tend to dominate the debate by telling everyone they’ll pay for everything while conservatives, well…don’t say all that much aboot it. Thankfully there’s Newt Gingrich to write aboot how the market can fix the health care problem
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UFC 94: St. Pierre vs. Penn – The Aftermath

Yeah, I know it’s a bit odd to write aboot the aftermath of a PPV four days before it happened, but that’s just how he role here at JBdotC. Besides, there is only one of two outcomes that can happen: either BJ Penn wins, or Georges St. Pierre wins.

Is GSP wins, the aftermath is simple. Both fighters will have the same title they entered the fight with, and will defend it accordingly. For GSP, that most likely means Thiago Alves. For BJ Penn, he has Kenny Florian waiting for him.

But what if BJ leaves as a dual-champion? All the rumors point to him defending his lightweight title first, which would mean a fight against Florian. However that leaves the welterweight division in limbo.

Alves had said he doesn’t want to wait around, and would be looking to fight. The rumor was he would fight Mike Swick and the winner would get the 170 title shot, but Swick had to go get himself injured.
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