Monthly Archives: March 2009

Rove to Obama: Quit Peeing on America!

“In the face of our enormous economic challenges, top White House aides decided to pee on Mr. Limbaugh’s leg.” - Karl Rove

I was done talking aboot Rush Limbaugh, and thought the whole thing was silly anyways. However, I just can’t say no to a Karl Rove column, especially a Karl Rove column with lines like that. That’s why Rove is my hero, right up there with Magneto, Cobra Commander, and UFC president Dana White.

It’s the usual fair. The Obama Campaign White House decided to attack a critic of theirs to distract people from real issues…kind of like how Mr. Rove’s old boss used to do, which is why I keep saying Barack Obama is more of the same as George Bush.

Everyone has their own facts and figures of what our attention is trying to be drawn away from. These are some of the ones that Rove chose…

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Song of the Day: It’s Late

One of the most underrated Queen songs out there…

Night Moves

I like her, but my future ex-wife is on fourteen minutes and fifty-five seconds.

Why isn’t this Rush Limbaugh nonsense over yet?

Mike Huckabee is none too happy with Michael Steele.

Best excuse for driving while intoxicated EVER!

Remember when this was a winnable election?

And this is why you’re fat.

Newt to Dems: You Suck and Here’s Why

Probably the most frustrating part of being a Republican is that the one cat who best articulates a conservative argument to the masses has no chance in hell of running for President. Such is the case with Newt Gingrich.

The former Speaker of the House comes with an opposition research file so big that I can’t thing of a good analogy to describe its bigness (sorry, still on my first cup of coffee). I like to joke aboot “Gingrich in 2012″ just for the sake of writing a blog, but deep down I know it’s a long shot.

This is a shame, because I’m a huge fan. For an example why, I give you his recent editorial in “Time Magazine….”

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Paul Ryan: Prioritizing Pork

“This is not a Democratic or Republican issue – it is a good government issue.” - Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI)

One of the main things I like to focus on with this blog, besides a heavy dose of snark at the expense of people I disagree with, are the future leaders of the party to see what they think, what they’re saying, who they are, and so on. One of the cats at the top of my list, if you haven’t caught on by now, is Paul Ryan.

He’s got everything the party needs right now: Ideas, youth, reform minded, conservative convictions, and from a region of the country (Wisconsin) most people don’t associate with the Republican Party anymore. Yeah I disagreed with him on Grand Theft Auto Bailout (and am willing to give everyone a mulligan for TARP 1), but I’m one of those weird eCon’s who don’t carry on every time someone votes differently than I would have (especially when your the congressmen and I’m just a blogger).

Anyway, Re. Ryan recently penned an editorial for his hometown paper. Some snippets…
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Democrats to Obama: Slow Your Role, Slapnutz

Well, you knew this was coming. It wasn’t going to be long before moderate to conservative Democrats realized that they need to sell the Obama Agenda to moderate to conservative constituents back home, and little by little a few of them are looking up and saying, “Wait a second, what?”

When a senator like Evan Bayh, a cat who was five minutes away from being Vice President, writes an editorial that says he can’t vote for the Obama Budget, it’s because he’s starting to hear it from voters, regardless of what some polls have been saying.

The next Democrat on Democrat battle appears to be on the Obama Cap and Trade Tax, a massive tax increase on the 95% of American’s who Obama said weren’t going to see their taxes increased…not one penny. Some Democrats, particularly those who live in the few states who produce energy in this country, ain’t having it.

And there’s trouble a brewin

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