Monthly Archives: July 2010

Newt to Obama: Here’s Some Free Advice on Jobs

I’m sure President Obama will jump at the chance to take advice from Newt Gingrich, one of the eighty-seven Republicans rumoured to be running against him in 2012. That said, when he’s lost even Arianna Huffington – ARIANNA FUCKING HUFFINGTON – on his lack of focus on the economy and jobs, the President might want to listen to what Gingrich has to say.

Unlike all those other Republicans the media tells me attack the President with no ideas of their own, Newt attacks with at least three different ideas per issue. He’s even created his own think tanks to help develop those ideas, and taking them from anyone who has a good one, albeit an egghead economist or someone from the “real” America Sarah Palin writes books about.

Gingrich even went the bi-partisan route and suggest Obama call two people, a Democrat and a Republican…

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Did Barbra Streisand Just Endorse Paul Ryan?

Ok, so not really and I don’t want to get Paul Ryan in trouble with any of the “real” conservatives, but I still thought this was kinda funny and maybe a little telling. Picture it. Aspen, Colorado. 2010.

The Aspen Ideas Festival, where all the people who are smarter that you and I, are getting together to discuss vital social issues n’ stuff. These are the people who you would think are Obama’s “base,” academic and rich. These are the people who you think would fully embrace Obama’s hard left turn to a more European style economy.

Au contraire, mon frère. Instead, the growing consensus seems to be that he doesn’t have a clue. However, they have someone in mind who does…

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Eric Cantor to Obama: I’m All In, Sparky

Last week, President Obama said he was going to “call the bluff” of his opponents when it came to fiscal discipline. Eric Cantor said he wasn’t bluffing, and took to the always fair and balanced New York Post to say so.

I like Eric Cantor and he has my vote to be Speaker of the House (god willing) next year, and like most on the Right I want to believe Republicans have learned their lesson when it comes to “spending” and “restraint,” but I’m not convinced yet. That’s why Cantor does what most do; present his case in two parts.

First, repent for ye past sins…

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OMG! Harry Wilson Makes More Money than Me! WTF?

I know. I’m shocked and outraged. Harry Wilson made more money than me, therefore he’s corrupt and evil and unfit for office. Worse, he made his millions and millions of dollars working for a hedge fund. He probably voted for George W. Bush too. What a big jerk. #sarcasm

Seriously though, I know after the financial meltdown I’m supposed to be upset at anyone and everyone who works in the financial sector (though not at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac or the Democrat Party who controlled Congress at the time for some reason), but instead I have this crazy idea that we need people who know something aboot the economy to help try and fix the economy.

This is especially true if that guy is running for Comptroller. Case in point

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Brock Lesnar Exposed: He’s Overrated and Sucks

I swear, Brock Lesnar can beat God and Mike Ditka at the same time, and the net nerds would still be complaining aboot how much he sucks. Dominating Randy Couture was a fluke. Dominating Frank Mir was a fluke. And while hardly dominating, beating Shane Carwin was a fluke too.

In the last case, he was “exposed” in the first round and the referee should have stopped the fight.

Three things:

1. It’s a heavyweight TITLE fight. You let the fighters go.

2. Part of training is learning not to panic when you’re getting pummeled.

3. Brock is still the undisputed champion.

Suck it.