”Sometimes, Newt’s giant supercomputer brain kicks into high gear and…bodies all over the floor.” - THE Rick Wilson
Let’s get it all out of the way. I realize he’s on wife #3 and that the Democrats moved all the gold out of Fort Knox to house all the opposition research they have on him. He sometimes sticks hit foot in his mouth, I disagree with him on some social issues, and he lost points with me at the beginning of the camapaign when he threw Paul Ryan under the bus.
That said, a funny thing happened on the way to the Iowa Caucuses. Newt Gingrich, threw nothing but his debate performances, went from low single digits to #3 in the polls, and within striking distance of being the new not-Romney in the race.
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Of course, immediately after mocking
I’ve had that title in my head for a future blog post once all was said and done, though originally it was going to be called “The Worst Fucking Cancer Advice You’re Ever Going to Hear.” The irony being, my dad would get upset if you ever said that something “sucked.”