If there is anything awesomer than this in 2012, I can’t imagine what it would be…
If there is anything awesomer than this in 2012, I can’t imagine what it would be…
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Tagged 80s, broncos, john parr, song, st. elmo's, tebow's fire, tim tebow
My mom has always filled the role of the “man of the house.” That’s just who she was…instead of having a “honey do” list, she’d just do. The other week, while I was kibitzing to some of you fine folks on Twitter, there was a ruckus in the kitchen. My mom was sawing off the top of a metal wine rack just to make it fit in the cabinet better.
What my dad’s role was, which I’m finding out now, is that he would know who to call when something went wrong. Of course when I finally realized this it was Christmas Day, there was something scurrying around our attic, the roof had rotted, the gradient heat wasn’t working, and the thermostat found a way to turn the heat up ten degrees even when it was shut off.
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This isn’t an anti-Tebow column. While I defend people like Bill Maher’s right to be a meanspirited, unfunny douchebag, I’ve said all I have to say aboot the Tebow haters. That said, when Rick Perry and Michelle Bachmann claim they want to be the “Tim Tebow” of Iowa…have they looked at the numbers?
Nevermind the fact that after Rick Perry made his comment at the debate instead of him becoming the Tebow of Iowa, Tebow became the Rick Perry of football, they’re both comparing themselves to a Quarterback that has been mostly all media hype with average stats. That is the worst possible comparison for a politician to make. It’s the political equivalent of the news media calling you a front runner even though most polls say you aren’t actually as competitive as everyone keeps saying you are.
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Posted in 2012 Watch, Politics, Politics, Politics, Random
Tagged aaron rodgers, iowa, michelle bachmann, packers, quarterback, rick perry, tim tebow
“All gas, fuck the brakes in 2012.” - The Rock
The Rock (I refuse to call him Dwayne Johnson), over the past year, has been using his social media network to share inspirational quotes and messages. Whether or not he’s coming up with them himself or stealing them from a calendar or fortune cookie generator…because I’d rather the smack not be layed down on my candy ass, we’ll just say they’re all The Rock originals.
All joking aside, they are really good, and as people look to the new year as a “clean slate” to make the changes you need to make in your life, I thought a few of these were worth sharing…
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Tagged boots to asses, dwayne johnson, team bring it, the rock, wrestlemania 28, wwe
Posted in Entertainment, Random, Television
Tagged a charlie brown Christmas, Linus, monologue