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Oh Noes! Obama’s Poll #’s are Up! What the Shit are We Gonna Do?

People are making a big brou-ha-ha because President Obama’s poll number went up this week, after months and months and months and months and month and months of bad numbers. Um, they do this every so often. A week will go by when he’ll get some good numbers, usually by polls conducted by news outlets that skew the sampling data to the towards the Democrats. Sorry, but Dems do not have a ten point advantage over Republicans.

Either way, we’re allegedly supposed to be concerned because this week of polling means that everything Republicans are doing is wrong, we’re screwed in 2012, and we should just do everything the President wants whenever he wants because that’s what NBC news and the NY Times say is the true spirit of compromise.

I want everyone to remember three things:
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A Very Social Media Christmas

This video is amazing…

As we all wait for Christmas dinner…

Is funny how, once the gifts have been opened and we think to ourselves when we can hit the mall to exchange, how everyone goes right to the idiot box while mom rocks the kitchen. Most of my family is watching television. I’m here on the Internet sharing my thoughts with you good people. It takes me back to something Keigergard, or maybe it was Auld, said back in the day, “Why is it with the Internet I get the feeling we’re moving from one idiot box to the next.”

My family doesn’t have many traditions, but one is watching “Days of our Lives” while we’re home and wonder why we still watching this crap. It’s been this way since 1979. I even used to dress as Bo Brady when I was in kindergarten. It had been a while for me, and from what I can tell Bo is nuts, Stephano and John are now half-brothers, and Francis Reid is still alive at 94.

I did well with Santa this year…books, money, couple of T-shirts, etc. The T-shirts don’t sound like much, except that I have expensive taste. It’s getting to the point where I’m going to need either a government bailout or an endorsement deal. I wonder if Affliction would be interested in endorsing an administrative assistant who moonlights as a conservative blogger. Or am I a conservative blogger who daylights as an administrative assistant? Honestly, if they’re sending me free T-shirts they can call me a ham sandwich for all I care.
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Merry Christmas from JBdotC

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Song of the Day: Tis the Season

Merry Christmas from everyone at Sesame Street…

On Death and Christmas

I’ve always heard of people wanting to be buried in a Yankee uniform, and had been holding up fine…until I actually saw it. The bottle of Tequila was a nice touch too.

File this under I Heart Amazon: I’m 80% done with my Christmas shopping without needing to leave my house or put pants on.

One of my vendors sent me nuts for the holidays. My nuts are currently on the receptionist’s desk in case anyone wants to taste them. I’m thinking of putting a label on the jar that says “Deez.” Folks, these are the jokes. I don’t do impressions.
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