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Boehner’s Out: Paul Ryan for Speaker of the House

Since the rumours have started that John Boehner may be out as Speaker in 2012, let’s start the rumours aboot Paul Ryan being IN as Speaker of the House. For the sake of time and getting this done before the boss gets here, I’ll skip over all the reasons why that you already know and focus on one…he can have the debate.

The reason so many of us support Newt Gingrich despite his flaws, is that when most people only know the ten word answers to get them elected, he can have the debate on why conservatism beats liberalism. Paul Ryan is one of the few who can have that debate, doesn’t have the baggage, and can make the case for conservatism without scaring off independent and moderate America.
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Memo to the GOP: Learn How To Talk to My Mother

“About 98% of blog-based political analysis begins with the assumption that the average voter is similar to the blogger.” - Jim Geraghty

I think the consensus amongst the blogosphere, whether you are on the side of the Senate or the House, is that the GOP managed to screw up the payroll tax cut debate to a fair thee well. You would think this would be an easy one. We were getting a decision on the Keystone XL pipeline, weren’t raising taxes on successful people, and taking away the Democrat talking point aboot not working together.

Instead, we botched things up and managed to make President Class Warfare look like a tax cutter while we want to hike everyone’s taxes. How do I know this? Because of my mom and all the women in my office asking me, “Why are Republicans raising my taxes?”
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Speaker Boehner: Bite Me, I Like to Smoke

I don’t smoke. I don’t necessarily enjoy being around smoke. The worst thing aboot New York’s smoking ban is that I can’t step outside of a bar to get fresh air…because that’s where all the smokers are. That said, it’s a legal product and if people choose to smoke…eh.

That’s why I love this answer from Speaker John Boehner. While the Obama Campaign ties itself in knots trying to explain the President’s struggle with smoking that he’s had for some time, he’s how Boehner responded on Fox News Sunday when ask why he doesn’t quit…

Oh, why do we bring this up again? You know, smoking. It’s a bad habit but I have it. And it’s a legal product. I choose to smoke. Leave me alone.

‘Nuff said.

John Boehner vs. President Obama: This Shit’s On!

I’m not always that fair to John Boehner. I make fun of his tan, and usually find myself on the Cantor/Ryan/McCarthy side of any rumoured leadership struggles. The Minority Leader did speak honestly aboot Social Security recently, but other than that…meh.

Today, however, he’s making me a fan and starting to take the fight to the Obama Campaign.

It was only a matter of time. The election season kicks into overdrive in a few weeks, plus the Democrats have already started to paint Boehner as their enemy du joir. Today he started to push back, and it wasn’t over the 14th Amendment or a mosque, it was over the ECONOMY…

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Speaker of the House…Eric Cantor?

Well, maybe this is why John Boehner took such an honest approach to social security? According to Politico.com, he might have competition from within his own party. Speaker of the House Eric Cantor?

I haven’t written aboot Cantor in a while, but I’m still a big fan. He’s the cat that dragged the party kicking and screaming to the Internets, one of the three behind the GOP’s “Young Guns” program to get younger candidates, and seems to care more aboot ideas than he is aboot just being a Republican. He even has a book coming out in August.

I’m sure this is all inconsequential, right? Hmmm…

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Did John Boehner Just Electrocute Himself?

They call social security the third rail of politics, because whenever someone tries reforming or talking honestly aboot it, they have a habit of electrocuting themselves politically. So, for a guy who is an election cycle away from being Speaker of the House, what did John Boehner go and do?

I don’t get it personally because I still have thirty-years to go and the way things look there won’t be any social security left for me when I get there. The way the system was created, the government would take money from you your entire life that they promised to give back to you when you turned sixty-five…at a time when they were expecting you to die when you turned sixty-two. That was seventy-ish years ago, and people have been afraid to tinker with it since then.

You have Chris Christie scoring points in New Jersey for saying that the voters are ready to be treated like adults and have leaders speak honestly to them aboot hard choices. I wondered if that’s what led Boehner to say
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