Tag Archives: Mitch McConnell

Memo to the GOP: Learn How To Talk to My Mother

“About 98% of blog-based political analysis begins with the assumption that the average voter is similar to the blogger.” - Jim Geraghty

I think the consensus amongst the blogosphere, whether you are on the side of the Senate or the House, is that the GOP managed to screw up the payroll tax cut debate to a fair thee well. You would think this would be an easy one. We were getting a decision on the Keystone XL pipeline, weren’t raising taxes on successful people, and taking away the Democrat talking point aboot not working together.

Instead, we botched things up and managed to make President Class Warfare look like a tax cutter while we want to hike everyone’s taxes. How do I know this? Because of my mom and all the women in my office asking me, “Why are Republicans raising my taxes?”
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McConnell to Obama: “Slow Your Role”

“I’ve got honest-to-God battles to win, Leo. I don’t have that much time for the cosmetic ones; you know what I’m saying?” – Adm. Percy Fitzwallace

The main reason some of us want to wild out and get violent over unnecessary distractions like “Barack the Magic Negro” is that, starting literally five minutes after Obama takes the oath and goes from P.E. BAM to simply P.BAM, we’ve got serious issues to deal with. Point of fact is Obama’s $850 BILLION DOLLAR STIUMULUS PLAN.

To put that in some perspective, that’s 850,000,000,000 iTunes downloads of “Obama the Magic Negro” that Gov. Patterson wants to tax you for.

Thankfully, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell is more focused on things that matter. So sayeth my second favourite Kentuckian behind Mohammed Ali:
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Grand Theft Auto Bailout: Capitol Hill

Today is the day the Senate is supposed to debate and/or vote on the auto bailout/assistance/bridge loan to no where. Already we have Minority Leader Mitch McConnell speaking out against it

“There are many principled reasons to oppose this bill, but the simplest one is also the best: ‘a government big enough to give us everything we want is a government big enough to take everything we have.’ This is as true for individuals as it is for business. It’s the primary principle on which American industry, including the auto industry, was built. And even in turbulent moments like this — perhaps especially at moments like this — it’s a principle well worth defending.”

So he goes on the nice list with Sens. Coburn, DeMint, Vitter, Shelby, and Corker.
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