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The Republican Comeback Begins…in New York?

Michael Steele, on the day he was elected head of the Republican National Committee (RNC), immediately started talking aboot rebuilding and the very first region mentioned was the Northeast. I believe his exact quote was, “To my friends in the Northeast, get ready baby.”Well, as a Republican from the Northeast, to my friend in Washington D.C., “Do I need to wear pants?”

But seriously folks, while the Republican Party has seen better days in the region and most Young Republicans gather in a basement somewhere like an Alcoholic Anonymous meeting, it would appear the Northeast might be fertile ground for at least the beginnings of a comeback. Stu Rothenberg, author of the “Rothenberg Political Report” and a cat you seems to have an idea what he’s talking aboot, see’s a few ways we can pick up some seats, and areas we can pick them up in.

The whole article is well worth a read, but I’ll just reference the part aboot New York since, well, that’s where I’m from…
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The GOP is Bringing the Nineties Back

Few people don’t enjoy themselves a good throwback.

I still roll to old school Van Halen, Motley Crue, and Kiss. My preference has always been pinball machines to shoot ‘em up games. And while I do enjoy a lot of the Judd Apatow movies, my heart still lies with Mel Brooks and “the Cannonball Run.”

In a word, retro rocks!

Apparently the Republican Party feels the same way, and while all the cool kids are rambling on and on aboot “change,” the GOP is dusting off the old playbook and taking us back to 1994, the year of Pearl Jam, “Pulp Fiction,” and the Republican’s taking back control of the House and the Senate.

So sayeth Politico
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I Declare Shenanigans on the GOP

Forty-nine of our Fifty governors found their way to Washington DC this past weekend (Sarah Palin stayed home) to do all sorts of governory things. There may have been a meeting or two, I’ll be honest I was more focused on beer and the UFC this weekend. The bottom line is they were in DC, twenty-one of them being Republican.

And of course, as is the case anytime you get a group of Republicans in the same room together, talk turns to just where the heck our directionless party is going? What’s the future of the GOP? Are a moderately conservative party, or a conservatively moderate party? And so on, and so on.

Really, it’s not much that you haven’t heard before
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Pimp My Republican Party

I’ve often thought that the Republican Party could use some boss new speakers and 22″ rims, and apparently I’m not alone. Chairman Michael “Man of” Steele is promising an “off the hook” public relations offensive to attract younger voters, especially blacks and Hispanics, by applying the party’s principles to “urban-suburban hip-hop settings.”

So sayeth my chairman and yours

“There was underlying concerns we had become too regionalized and the party needed to reach beyond our comfort” zones, he said, citing defeats in such states as Virginia and North Carolina. “We need messengers to really capture that region – young, Hispanic, black, a cross section … We want to convey that the modern-day GOP looks like the conservative party that stands on principles. But we want to apply them to urban-suburban hip-hop settings.”

But, he elaborated with a laugh, “we need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.”

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Boldly Going Where No Republican Has Gone Before

“If we haven’t done it, let’s do it. If we haven’t thought of it, think about it. … Don’t just think outside the box-I hate that phrase anyway-take it someplace the box hasn’t even reached yet.” – RNC Chairman Michael Steele

One of the many, many, many reasons Republicans have been on the wrong side of an ass whoopin’ for the past few years is because the cats in charge (up until now) never really “got” technology.

If you need proof, consider that the Obama campaign had seventy paid staffers focused on using the Internet to get his message out there…versus the FOUR the McCain campaign had.  There’s even a guy in the NY GOP who up until recently didn’t think people used e-mail.

The market conservatives have built for themselves on talk radio, liberals have built for themselves on the Internet.  So yeah, the GOP as a whole gets a capital F-A-I-L! That’s why it’s brand spankin’ new RNC Chair Michael Steele’s first order of business to fix, and recently held a tech summit to start doing so…
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RNC Chair: Michael Steele Cracks that Whip

Michael Steele has picked up a few endorsements for RNC Chair from conservative stalwarts like Sean Hannity, Bill Bennett, John Brodigan, and Alex Castellanos. The rub is they don’t get to vote.

The only opinions that matter are those of the 168 members of the Republican National Committee (as that one douchebag from North Dakota likes to remind us). Not to worry though, because Michael “Man of” Steele is people who knows people, and has them working behind the scenes to “whip up” votes.

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